Biology Notes Part 2 (because they didn't publish either)

Here's what I did in Wednesday's class:

9 minutes, c’mon clock.

Btw, your son lives an incredibly boring and sheltered life if all he watches is the History & Discovery channels.

How many times has he seen shark week?

Did he cry when Steve Erwin died?

I bet he did.

Slept in your bed?

Kid - Why, mommy why?

Mom - Because of natural selection honey.

You see, stupid people die, then don’t reproduce.

It’s the circle of life.

By the way, have I told you santa doesn’t exist?

Or that God doesn’t either?

Yeah, you are just going to stop existing.

You know your cat?

I ran it over.

It’s dead.

It will become soil.

Nope, no heaven.

Kid – Waaaaaaah!

Mom – I tell it how it is

*puts on sunglasses*

I’m a biologist.

*Kid cries and runs away*

And that’s how goths are created.