Question

Okay, so when I tell you I can't stand country music, what is your response? You all have known me for a while, so I would assume that you know how much I hate country. So if I were to, I don't know, say to my roommate that I didn't like country, would your first mother effing thought be to turn on the most horrible music in the world? I DON'T LIKE COUNTRY WES. I believe I have said this multiple times, and it most certainly doesn't give you the right to drown out my pandora (I don't have headphones because Jenna's kitten devoured them when I was sleeping) with your singing and a youtube playlist of your favorite annoying country songs.

Dear Wes,
        I wish you would have been born two centuries ago so that I could have a not-annoying-as-blank roommate. I hope you realize I'm going to cry and thank God when you go to work tonight. That, and smash your laptop. One more horrible country song about underage drinking, and you will see how true that threat was.
                                                                                               Sincerely (you better believe it),
                                                                                                                        Erick